m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

lickthecarpet:

kimssextape:

what is it called when you hate someone but at the same time want to stick your tongue down their throat

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claude-sama:

sadegg:

when people talk about anorexia and bulimia and say things along the lines of “most guy like curves on a girl” god damn it shut up not everytHING IS ABOUT GOD DAMN FUCKING MEN

yeah seriously

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it’s already happened.
Douglas Coupland, Life After God (1994)

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